Breaking News: Ahead of his impeachment as U.S.

President, (about which he tweeted, "Only three guys

have ever been impeached, so it's something I can be

proud of!"), Donald Trump, in today launching his

new American Space Force, has instructed his

attorney Rudy Giuliano to immediately organise

that Trump's name be changed by deed poll to

Flash Gordon. Leader Of The House Nancy

Pelosi, who grimly applauded Mr Trump's decision,

later said, "It makes about as much sense as anything else

he's done, let's face it. He's telling everyone who'll listen that he's bought a house on Tracy Island and already taken Thunderbird 3 for a spin and that he wants to build a wall on Mars and charge the Martians for it".

"When you tune your radio to receive only "White Noise"

at least 10% of that "noise" is coming directly from the Cosmos".

Jon Sorensen.

Space News: December 2019:Most of the world may not have experienced a white Christmas this year, but ‘cosmic snowflakes’ were recently spotted in space by Nasa's Spitzer telescope, proving a long suspected theory that life as we know it on Earth is under threat from these Snowflakes. "They are everywhere", said one NASA spokesman. "One of them turned up at my daughter's school fireworks display claiming his pet hamster had died of a heart attack because of the bangs. Another one complained that the fireworks were actually happening at night when the sudden lights from the rockets reflected off his bald head and made him look "not his best". There is historical evidence that they have been among us for hundreds of years. A recent historical document stated that one of William Wallace's generals refused to fight at the Battle Of Stirling, because he had broken a nail, had forgotten to floss, and furthermore, "did'nt like the way the King of England Edward Longshanks was looking at him. and that the blue woad clashed with his skin tone, which for him was the last straw".

A.I. News: Robot butler goes nuts. "All I did was ask for my usual coffee, one part Arabica, one part Gojo, one part Columbian, with a dash of Wal-Mart instant, two parts fat free Soya, one part whole milk, a dash of vanilla, two parts a dash of hazlenut, all at exactly 74 degrees, at an angle of 36 degrees, with one part cinammon sprinkle, and three parts low fat chocolate flavour chocolate topping lo-cal, and the bloody thing called me a son-of-a-bitch and went berserk", the owner explained through the door of a broom cupboard in his basement. "I'll be drinking tea from now on, pal ".

Reuters News Just In:

The last "Extinction

Rebellion" protester

gets eaten by the last

Polar Bear.

Climate Crisis News: A cow, whose name has been

changed to Bessie, to protect her anonimity, explained what happened. "I was hanging around in the corner of my field, chewing the cud as you do, minding my own bit of grass, when suddenly this hysterical bloke jumped out from behind a bush and screamed at me for causing global warming by farting. I was so surprised I let one off and unfortunately covered this guy's Jesus sandals in a large cow-pat. Look, I'm already a vegetarian and I don't drive a car, so I think I'm doing my bit.

Just ask Greta. Fancy a drink of milk?".

U.K. December, 2019 General Election:

Revealed today. After being trounced at the British election, Jeremy Corbyn immediately announced plans to defect back to Russia. However, speaking over his gold-plated telephone from his Beluga caviar-filled jacuzzi on his private jet, Russian Premiere Vladimir Putin explained why this will never be a reality, "Nah, he's too left-wing for us. Leave him to dig in his carrots on his allotment, and he can imagine he's in a Gulag in Siberia and it's still 1919...or whatever fantasy suits him next. Donald's here in the jacuzzi with me. Wanna speak to him? No? Well, catch him on Twitter. Dasvidaniya, baby"

Royal News: Harry and Meghan

to relocate to Antarctica, to play

themselves, in a palace funded remake

of "Nanook Of The North".

"It is one's favourite piece of cinema", said

the Queen through her company Palace

Productions, "and one suddenly got this urge,

as one does, to see them in it".

...for many decades, Hollywood got us used to the idea of the robot...since the real Day Of The Robot is almost upon us...below are new tracks to help explore an idea you will all have to get used to...". Jon Sorensen

...a beautiful, recently conceived short film, designed, photographed, directed and executed by Scottish born visual effects supervisor Steven Begg, with suit costuming by Scots-born designer Christine Overs. Steve's work is always truly wonderful and technically immaculate.

I love the spirituality in this piece.

Jon Sorensen

...with Ollie...he's the intelligent looking one on the right.

“Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.”
―Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It

Jon Sorensen, December 2019.

..."above all...strive to be kind...and strive to

be the change you wish to see in the world".

Jon Sorensen

"...for Ken...who understood and believed

in the power of Love...". Jon Sorensen

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart… I'll always be with you.”
– Winnie the Pooh

"God Bless and Happy Trails".

Jon Sorensen

...2020...and Beyond...

"Encouragement to others is something everyone

can give.

Somebody, out there, every day, needs what

you have to give.

It may be your Time,

(which is the most precious gift of all),

It may be your listening ear,

It may be your open arms,

It may be your smile to uplift.

Even aliens need love.

God bless".

Jon Sorensen

"I was fortunate in being able to spend considerable time around this family of gorillas. The Silverback male finally allowed me the priviledge of taking this close photograph of him. It is an uncompromising stare, a primal chasllenge, which says the same to me now as it did then. Namely: "We really just do wish all you humans would simply get a fucking grip.

You know?".

Jon Sorensen

Hollywood News: Disney to re-boot Sam Peckinpah's "The Wild Bunch". A spokesman for the studio today told Hollywood Variety, "We always suspected Bashful and Dopey were born killers, and Grumpy a cold-blooded maniac". "family" from my short science fiction drama

"Bid Time Return" (2013). Top to bottom, Erin Alonso, Carla Sanchez, Gadi Cimand.

“Life is not measured by time.

It is measured by moments.”

  Armin Houman.

“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has been enough..”

Nicholas Sparks.

"My soul is from elsewhere, I’m sure of that, and I intend to end up there". (Rumi)

"Don’t be satisfied with stories, how things have gone with others. Unfold your own myth". (Rumi)

“You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean, in a drop.” (Rumi)

"May your sense of wonder be ever undiminished"!.

Jon Sorensen

"In Amsterdam, Holland, January 2020... support of the practitioners of Falun Gong,

(the excercises look similar to Tai Chi and Yoga, improve health and vitality, harmonise mind and body, and are practised by 100 million Chinese),

who are being viciously persecuted in China.

Falun Gong has a spiritual philosophy based on principles of Truthfulness, Kindness and Tolerance, and encourages its practitioners to become more honest and considerate of others".

Jon Sorensen

"If you truly believe in the value of life, you care about all of the weakest and most vulnerable members of society".

Joni Eareckson Tada

“This is my story. I know I'm going somewhere beautiful, and I know I'm on my way...
It's been a beautiful adventure. It always will be.”
― Charlotte Eriksson, In search for The Great Perhaps

“In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit.”
― Anne Frank, The Diary of Anne Frank

“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”
― Pablo Picasso

"Every day of my early childhood I looked up at this marine painting. It gave me many sea dreams. The smaller painting, (left), is "The Door To Everywhere" and was done by me at age 15 ".

Jon Sorensen.

Dog ventriloquist reveals new human puppet

at Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

“We look back through countless millions of years and see the great will to live struggling out of the intertidal slime, struggling from shape to shape and from power to power, crawling and then walking confidently upon the land, struggling generation after generation to master the air, creeping down the darkness of the deep; we see it turn upon itself in rage and hunger and reshape itself anew, we watch it draw nearer and more akin to us, expanding, elaborating itself, pursuing its relentless inconceivable purpose, until at last it reaches us and its being beats through our brains and arteries...It is possible to believe that all the past is but the beginning of a beginning, and that all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn. It is possible to believe that all that the human mind has accomplished is but the dream before the awakening; out of our lineage, minds will spring that will reach back to us in our littleness to know us better than we know ourselves. A day will come, one day in the unending succession of days, when beings, beings who are now latent in our thoughts and hidden in our loins, shall stand upon this earth as one stands upon a footstool, and shall laugh and reach out their hands amidst the stars.”
― H. G. Wells

" a state of mind ".

Jon Sorensen

“I can see, on the horizon, unpronounced and unproclaimed images. I can sense the hypnotic qualities of things that to everyone else look unobtrusive, then excavate and articulate these collective dreams with some clarity.”

Werner Hertzog.



Scottish Highlands, Circa 1977, just prior to joining the film industry, when my nickname was "Jesus".

" A very tasty World "...Robert Fuest screenplay for The Final Programme.

God Bless You All On Your Various Journeys!

Jon Sorensen.

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