Space News: December 2019:Most of the world may not have experienced a white Christmas this year, but ‘cosmic snowflakes’ were recently spotted in space by Nasa's Spitzer telescope, proving a long suspected theory that life as we know it on Earth is under threat from these Snowflakes. "They are everywhere", said one NASA spokesman. "One of them turned up at my daughter's school fireworks display claiming his pet hamster had died of a heart attack because of the bangs. Another one complained that the fireworks were actually happening at night when the sudden lights from the rockets reflected off his bald head and made him look "not his best". There is historical evidence that they have been among us for hundreds of years. A recent historical document stated that one of William Wallace's generals refused to fight at the Battle Of Stirling, because he had broken a nail, had forgotten to floss, and furthermore, "did'nt like the way the King of England Edward Longshanks was looking at him. and that the blue woad clashed with his skin tone, which for him was the last straw".

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